Ok everyone’s mentioned ‘the mortifying ordeal of being known’ in 'he hates freestyle jazz’ but I love the implications that Ambrosius could totally see Ballister going absolutely apeshit but doing freestyle jazz? Nah that couldn’t possibly be him
Like, either being an absolute menace and taunting law enforcers isn’t really something out of character for Ballister or he hates freestyle jazz so much he would do literally anything he wouldn’t be caught dead doing before he touched freestyle jazz
buck and eddie’s conversation on the fountain in merry ex-mas gets infinitely funnier to me every time it’s like: your estranged wife who you’re sleeping with on the DL comes to your place of work and announces to your nosiest co-worker and best friend that you can’t talk without fucking, your platonic male bestie ✨ is absurdly quiet about the whole situation which is very uncharacteristic of him so you invite him to bring your son to a mall santa whilst wondering if you can ever trust your wife with your son again, once said child is out of hearing distance you bring up your bestie’s silence, bestie replies that it’s none of his business and you agree in a way that sounds like you’re begging him to question every life decision you’ve ever made before immediately launching into a full explanation of the situation despite no homo bro sitting there awkwardly listening after doing the absolute Most to avoid this conversation because he’s been talking about the situation with his future brother-in-law whilst christmas tree shopping, then he commiserates with you about the never-ending complications of sex with women, both of you are exactly three seconds away from wondering aloud whether sex with men is simpler, but then your son returns from santa’s village with an elf who will tell your work husband that the two of you have an adorable son and he will skip away without denying this. just normal best friend things <3
something something all of the 118 being hurt in ways reminiscent of their past injuries or traumas (bobby falling in the apartment fire, eddie buried in the well collapse, chim impaled, hen ambulance crash, even maddie knowing chim is hurt but not being there with him like in 2x13 and athena wondering if she’ll find bobby dead like she saw emmett) EXCEPT buck something something HIS greatest fear being “the last one left” a la red. something
bobby losing his first family -> his second family (the 118) being okay
eddie having to get himself out of the well -> buck pulling him out of the van
chim crashing after his cringefail tatiana proposal and her dumping him -> his new fiancee rushing to be by his side at the hospital
hen distracted because of losing the embryos crashing the ambulance and the girl dying -> the girl being transported surviving and hen going home to karen and finding out they can have a daughter
maddie seeing chim stabbed and thinking he’s dead only to not know where they stand afterward -> her hearing confirmation that he’s okay and getting to go to him while their relationship is stronger than ever
athena responding to emmett’s shooting -> getting to save her man
buck not wanting to be alone or “the guy standing there who couldn’t do anything about it” -> getting to save his family
Part 1 of Nimona as quotes from my friend group’s “no-context-quotes” discord server channel & other assorted nonsensical conversations i’ve had (both featuring @duolingocaticon <33)
Like, he’s your main character’s lover and he’s named Sir Greatinbed? Sir Fucksalot?? Sir Sexhaver??? He’s the main gay love interest and his name’s Sir Longshlong??? 10/10 no notes oscar nomination in the mail
